1) NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for
the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour
and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials.
A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay.
2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school
told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being
erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on
your 50th birthday cake. That hurts.
3) NOT SHAVING. You often forget you have a porcupine strapped
to your chin which your rake repeatedly across your partner's face
and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not
passion, it's avoidance.
4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like a housewife testing a
melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke,
caress, and smooth them.
5) BITING HER NIPPLES. Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples,
then clamp down like they're trying to deflate her body via her
breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive. They can't stand up to
chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking your tongue across
them is good. Pretending they're a dogie toy, isn't.
6) TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES. Stop doing that thing where you
twiddle the nipples between finger and thumb like you're trying to
find a radio station in a hilly area. Focus on the whole breasts,
not just the exclamation points.
7) IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY. A woman is not a
highway with just three turnoffs: Breastville East and West, and
the Midtown Tunnel. There are vast areas of her body which you've
ignored far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown
Vagina. So start paying them some attention.
8) GETTING THE HAND TRAPPED. Poor manual dexterity in the
underskirt region can result in tangled fingers and underpants. If
you're going to be that aggressive, just ask her to take the damn
things off.
9) LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT. Condom disposal is the man's
responsibility. You wore it, you store it.
10) ATTACKING THE CLITORIS. Direct pressure is very unpleasant,
so gently rotate your fingers along side of the clitoris.
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