11) STOPPING FOR A BREAK.
Women, unlike men, don't pick up where they left off. If you stop,
they
plummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she's not
there,keep
going at all costs, numb jaw or not.
12) UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY.
Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when naked at
the waist
with a sweater stuck over her head. Unwrap her like an elegant
present,
not a kid's toy.
13) GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING FOREPLAY. Stroking her gently
through her panties can be very sexy. Pulling the Page 1
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material up between her thighs and yanking it back and forth is
not.
14) BEING OBSESSED WITH THE VAGINA.
Although most men can find the clitoris without maps, they
still
believe that the vagina is where it's all at. No sooner is your
hand down there
than you're trying to stuff stolen banknotes up a chimney. This is
okay in
principle, but if you're not careful, it can hurt so don't get
carried away. It's
best to pay more attention to her clitoris and the exterior ofher
vagina at first,
then gently slip a finger inside her and see if she likes it.
15) MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY.
You're attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing massage to get
her in
the mood. Hands and fingertips are okay; elbows and knees are
not.
16) UNDRESSING PREMATURELY.
Don't force the issue by stripping before she's at least made some
move
toward getting your stuff off, even if it's just undoing a couple
of
buttons.
17) TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST.
A man in socks and underpants is a at his worst. Lose the socks
first.
18) GOING TOO FAST.
When you get to the penis-in-vagina situation, the worst thing you
can
do is pump away like an industrial power tool - she'll soon feel
like an
assembly-line worker made obsolete by your technology. Build up
slowly,with clean, straight, regular thrusts.
19) GOING TOO HARD.
If you bash your great triangular hip bones into her thigh or
stomach,
the pain is equal to two weeks of horseback riding concentrated
into a few
seconds.
20) COMING TOO SOON.
Every man's fear. With reason. If you shoot before you see the
whites
of her eyes, make sure you have a backup plan to ensure her
pleasure too.
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